Friday, January 31, 2020

Hard sell

Just asked a stallholder in Halifax Borough Market if he had a screen protector for my phone. He responded by telling me I should get a toughened glass one instead and immediately began attacking his own screen with a screwdriver. Funny place, Halifax...

Wednesday, January 29, 2020

Name on a Pacer

'John. Got some good news and some not-so-good news for you're
'What's the good bit?'
We've decided to name a train after you're
'Great stuff, but what's the bad?'
'It's a Pacer'
'Bugger'.